The things you own, end up owning you.

“Hey Phil, what’s your favorite color?”

“Hey Phil, what’s your favorite color?”

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

besitos-for-a-day:

new blog, deleting this one soon

besitos-for-a-day:

new blog, deleting this one soon

vinebox:

shouldnt:

OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

Narrating peoples lives, gone wrong

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus