A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
"Chain Saw" minigame from Mario Party Advance.
this is fucked up
what drove the two brothers to this? why must they be locked in this tragic death game? would mario splatter further than luigi?
“wanna play a game?”
I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”
hats off for the ultimate dad joke
school pisses me off so much are you actually gonna evaluate my level of intelligence based off my ability to find the area of a fucking triangle oh my god
this would what my vision of heaven would be like
do you wanna have sex?
c) a + b
THIS IS THE BEST USE OF THAT JESUS I HAVE EVER SEEN